Category Archives: Pageants

Being the Most Super Ultra Soundiest

Ultrasound babies are ugly. Show your grainy pictures to friends and family, and look at the fake grins on their faces. The compliments aren’t real. The congratulations are false. They see a grainy black and white image of a blob … Continue reading

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Model Citizens: It Starts With the Parents

We’re changing format just for a day here. Since last weekend was Mother’s Day, I thought it appropriate to celebrate all parents. Including dads. Because dads also can make sure that babies aren’t ugly. Dads can make babies into models. … Continue reading

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