I am a mother and an Infant Stylist. While your baby isn’t perfect, I can offer advice to make her as beautiful and perfect as possible. Being gorgeous takes a lot of work and dedication, but following my advice will make your child stand out from the rest.
Oh, and Internet? Please don’t harm your babies just to make them look better. Love them as they are, respond to their needs, feed them, bathe them, and be loving parents. And God help us all if you have a baby AND took any of this poorly-Photoshopped excuse of a site as any kind of legitimate advice. Everything in this blog is merely for entertainment. By entertainment, I mean: getting the joke, not trying ANY of this “advice” on your child.