I am a mother and an Infant Stylist. While your baby isn’t perfect, I can offer advice to make her as beautiful and perfect as possible. Being gorgeous takes a lot of work and dedication, but following my advice will make your child stand out from the rest.


Oh, and Internet? Please don’t harm your babies just to make them look better. Love them as they are, respond to their needs, feed them, bathe them, and be loving parents. And God help us all if you have a baby AND took any of this poorly-Photoshopped excuse of a site as any kind of legitimate advice. Everything in this blog is merely for entertainment. By entertainment, I mean: getting the joke, not trying ANY of this “advice” on your child.




7 Responses to About

  1. Candace says:

    Wow. You are extremely uneducated. Bald babies are ugly? Try… your baby is ugly. Were you not bald when you were a baby?.. This website is Bullshit.. you are bullshit.

    • Candace, I am extremely educated. I was in fact NOT bald when I was a baby. My mother had the forethought to rub her belly with Rogaine throughout her pregnancy and I was *thankfully* born with luscious locks. I’m just trying to make the world more beautiful…one baby at a time.

      • Annon says:

        Babies aren’t ugly. They are extremely beautiful, with everything. Beauty is only skin deep, and if you think otherwise you are just a vain person.

      • Beauty IS skin deep, and thanks for reminding me–I need to post about baby facials!

  2. teresa says:

    I really can’t figure out if this website is a joke or not. Anyone?

  3. Annon says:

    So this is really a what to never do with your baby thing?

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