Face it: baby acne is ugly.
Your poor little one is suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous face care. And you need to fix it, stat. Can you imagine how she feels when all the other babies are cooing “Nipple Face” at her? And those bubbles they’re blowing? Just mocking her acne. So to avoid any further trauma, give that kid a facial, pronto.
It’s easy. Use all-natural organic ingredients and smear them on while she sleeps. Sure, it may get the crib a little messy, but her everlasting beauty is worth a load of laundry. Am I right, ladies?