Toughen Up, Baby

Wussy babies are ugly.

Thankfully, Johnson and Johnson are here to help. They have just released Nothing But Tears Baby Shampoo, clinically proven to produce “noticably thicker skin” .

Nothing But Tears Shampoo from Johnson & Johnson

Finally, your pansy-ass sissy newborn can take a nice warm bath of shut-the-hell-up.

“…The new “Nothing But Tears” shampoo was found to give newborns up to three times greater resilience than the leading competitor, as well as a stronger grasp on the crushing disappointment that is life.” Better they learn about it now, folks.

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