Fetal Flash Cards

Dumb babies are ugly.

You can get a leg up on their education from the very beginning. Play Mozart, read Nietzsche aloud, practice rhythmic gymnastics. Just like every other podunk backwoods mouth-breathing mother out there. If you really want a smart baby, get started with fetal flash cards.

Make your baby smart in a flash.

It’s easy. By Week 33, babies can see shapes from within the womb. So, enterprising mamas, upon conception, you should:

  • Borrow a projector from your local library (it’s free).
  • Write the alphabet, draw shapes, draw the Mona Lisa on transparencies.
  • Aim toward uterus.
  • Grow baby brain.

Your gorgeous little one will know her A-B-C’s before she knows how to P-P.

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Admit it. Babies are ugly. But don't be embarrassed about your baby. I have a wealth of knowledge that can help make your baby as beautiful as possible. It takes work and dedication, but you too can have a Pretty Pretty Baby. I'm a mother and an Infant Stylist, and can share some special gems to make your child stand out from the rest.
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