Being the Most Super Ultra Soundiest

Ultrasound babies are ugly.

Show your grainy pictures to friends and family, and look at the fake grins on their faces. The compliments aren’t real. The congratulations are false. They see a grainy black and white image of a blob of potential human. You can show them how gorgeous your baby truly is.

Pretty pretty ultrasound baby

Make your baby the ultrasoundiest

Fetuses and Tiaras

It’s about time people pay attention to their child’s beauty from the very beginning. The only way to gain the advantage in the head-to-head (or kind of formed cranium-to-cranium) competition in infant beauty is to dress up. From Day Zero you can make your child gorgeous. Either through extensive Ultrasound retouching, or miniature tiara insertion, you can have the most glamorous fetus on the block.

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About prettyprettybaby

Admit it. Babies are ugly. But don't be embarrassed about your baby. I have a wealth of knowledge that can help make your baby as beautiful as possible. It takes work and dedication, but you too can have a Pretty Pretty Baby. I'm a mother and an Infant Stylist, and can share some special gems to make your child stand out from the rest.
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