Monthly Archives: May 2011

Losing the Baby Fat for Fat Babies: Part I

Fat babies are ugly. While you’re doing your damndest to get your pre-baby body back, don’t leave your child out! She wants to be thin and pretty…just like mommy! She doesn’t even need to be able to sit up before … Continue reading

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Model Citizens: It Starts With the Parents

We’re changing format just for a day here. Since last weekend was Mother’s Day, I thought it appropriate to celebrate all parents. Including dads. Because dads also can make sure that babies aren’t ugly. Dads can make babies into models. … Continue reading

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